Life conspires to cheer me up.

The text in this image is difficult to read, because the sign is placed rather high on the building and my iphone camera has no zoom, but that sign says "Fallout Shelter, Capacity 0." Yes, you read that right--capacity zero. I submit that this is the most useless sign ever. Can this thing even be called a shelter, if it is unable to actually, you know, shelter anyone?

Also, the church reader-board I passed this morning on my way in to work read "BEAUTY IN DISCOMFORT." I think they're trying to advertise their new early-morning weekday service, but as Christianity has quite a history of kinky shenanigans I can't be sure.